You might be a gardener if…
You prefer the company of vegetables and flowers to people.
You have ever found yourself spending more time in the garden department looking at seeds and plants than you did finding what you actually came to the store for.
You go to the grocery store and are disgusted by what the produce department is selling.
You go to yard sales and before buying anything ask yourself “how will this benefit my plants?”.
You bring home lady bugs and other beneficial insects when you find them in the wild.
You have dirt under your nails and swear it gives your food a better taste.
You spend more time watching plants grow than you do watching TV.
The highlight of your day is finding a new tomato.
You don’t hate much but aphids sure can piss you off.
You know how to pickle.
You spend more time playing with dirt than your children.
You have emergency procedures in place for what you do when the temperature drops below freezing.
You have found yourself weeding your friends garden without them asking.
You go to a five start restaurant but bring your own tomatoes.
You have enough seeds to grow enough food for a small village.
Even though they may taste nasty you grow strange foods because they are just cool.




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